Thursday, August 3, 2017
Vacation...
While I am with my family resting...enjoy another of my favorite vacation memes.
And just because this one is hilarious...
And this one...
And this joke...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!" The congregation nodded their approval. With even greater emphasis he added, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river, too!" The people clapped and were saying "Amen." And then finally, he concluded, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river!" As he sat down, the song leader then stood up quite cautiously and announced, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
Grace and peace!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Psalms for Today ~ Prayer
Read Psalms 88-90 Prayer based on the Psalms today. God of the blues, where minor keys don’t always resolve into major melodie...
-
Like yesterday, today, we are going to chew on a big bite out of the Sermon on the Mount. Like yesterday, check in with yourself. If i...
-
Read Psalms 13-15 I love Psalm 13:2, How long must I wrestle with my thoughts and day after day have sorrow in my heart? It feels ...
-
God of words and wisdom that stretch us, sometimes in ways that help us grow and other times like a sweater that can’t return to its origi...
No comments:
Post a Comment